THE HOLIDAY CONTENT CHEAT CODE 🎄
250+ hooks, posts, promos, emails, captions & CTAs to keep you selling straight through the holiday chaos.
Usually, it’s $35.
Today, you get the whole thing FREE..
🎄 What you get 🎄
December ending with deposits in the account instead of 4 snowflake graphics and a quote about gratitude
Posts that stop a thumb already halfway to a video of a dog in a hat
Subject lines somebody opens at a red light (not endorsing this, just reporting it)
Captions that sound like you on a good day, at 7am, before you’ve had to be nice to anybody
A holiday email people actually reply to, which nobody does anymore, and which you will be weirdly emotional about
A shop that’s suddenly LOUD, in the sense that people finally know what’s in it
Somebody screenshotting your caption and sending it to her sister, who then buys the thing, having never heard of you until Tuesday
Enough posts to carry you to the 23rd without opening a blank anything, actually no, without opening Canva AT ALL
GET THE CHEAT CODE →.
01
So your first line stops being the problem
- 50 hooks, sorted by the job they do, because the first line is carrying the whole damn post and yours is currently carrying nothing.
- A set for curiosity, a set for starting arguments nobody can get genuinely mad about, a set for selling, a set for the panic-shoppers, and a whole set for the New Year crowd.
- 30 fill-in-the-blank captions you can finish in 90 secs, most of which you’ll spend deciding what goes in the blank.
- 25 content ideas, so Instagram stops being a blank white box you lose 25 mins of your life to.
- The actual reason “What are YOUR holiday plans?” has never once sold anything
02
So your emails get opened by people who open nothing
- How to talk to the woman who waited until the 22nd, who is the single best customer you’ll get all yearYou’re a freelancer, creator, consultant, service provider, digital product seller, or other self-employed business owner.
- 25 subject lines, lowercase on purpose, written to make somebody go “wait, what” and click before she’s decided to.
- 10 holiday emails in the order to send them, including the one for that weird week when nobody knows the date and jeans have turned hostile.
- Which email entertains, which one sells, and why sending both beats sending neither (you sent 3 emails in November, buttercup, we’re fine)
03
So people actually hand over the money
- 15 promotion ideas, because taking 20% off everything is not the only button available to you.
- 40 CTAs, so you stop building somebody all the way up and then abandoning her 6 feet from the checkout with “hope that helps! ❤️”
- 20 sale ideas for 4pm on a Thursday when you need one by dinner.
- A reason for somebody to snap up that good thing you’ve been too polite to mention since March
🎁 PLUS: The Holiday Promo Calendar
So you know what to focus on from November through that bizarre week between Christmas and New Year’s when time stops existing and we’ve all eaten cheese for lunch three days in a row.
So you stop deciding what to post every single day
✔️ Everything saved stays saved, so you can shut the laptop on the 4th, come back on the 19th in a state, and it’s all still sitting exactly where you left it.
✔️12 Days of Content, one post a day, with me telling you exactly what the hell to post.
✔️A 31-point checklist that finds your BUY NOW button pointing at a 404 BEFORE December 26 finds it for you
✔️The promo calendar, all 6 stretches of the season, including the procrastinator week that is quietly the best selling week you get
✔️Your Hit List, where everything you hearted sits waiting, along with the 4 answers that decide what you actually do this week
And if you want to keep it,
Save the whole thing as a PDF and download it.
Because sometimes we like our stuff where we can SEE it.
Usually $35 Today’s price: $0.
You skip the messy middle.
…..And you get it for free
